Smartphones
Apple iPhone 17 (All Models)
Stagnation disguised as refinement. iPhone 17 is an iterative cash grab that proves Apple's innovation well has run dry.
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Google Pixel 10
Stagnant hardware wrapped in AI marketing speak at flagship prices — Google's coasting on reputation
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Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra
Ultra in name only. Flagship pricing for an iterative refresh that proves Samsung lost focus on value.
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Audio
Acme Wireless Earbuds Pro
Premium price for budget quality — avoid unless you enjoy buyer's remorse
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Kitchen
MegaCorp Smart Blender 3000
A $400 blender that needs WiFi to make a smoothie — peak unnecessary technology
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Office
Zenith Ergonomic Office Chair
Expensive, uncomfortable, and falls apart — somehow worse than your current chair
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